Facebook Family Quotes
A father who is a chronic debtor, an adulterous mother, a beautiful wife, and an unlearned son are enemies in one's own home.
A wicked wife, a false friend, a saucy servant and living in a house with a serpent in it are nothing but death.
Grown-up people do not know that a child can give exceedingly good advice even in the most difficult case.
You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
There are fathers who do not love their children; there is no grandfather who does not adore his grandson.
As a single withered tree, if set aflame, causes a whole forest to burn, so does a rascal son destroy a whole family.
A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.